This SOPHNET. oxford has multi-color buttons, which are whimsical enough to make this shirt better than a shitty regular oxford shirt. I can’t really vouch for the scorpion embroidery, but just tell everyone that the scorpion is your family crest. If someone asks you why your family crest is a scorpion, tell them that your great great grandpa once stole a golden scorpion from a Bedouin king and ever since it’s been the family crest. No one will ever believe you, but you may make the pretty model that is moonlighting as a "bartender" at the next industry party smile. And making pretty models moonlighting as bartenders smile is totally worth $267 + shipping.
