Varsity jackets are popular amongst grown men because we all rode JV pine, but don’t want to admit it to anyone, including ourselves. Nobody was talking to you in high school when you were the leading scorer on your school’s JV squash team. Do you even score in squash? How the fuck does that game even work? I only learned about that sport when I went to a prep school. I didn’t play it though because the super white sport I decided to play was lacrosse, which in hindsight wasn’t the best move since at 14 I was, like, 5’5 with brown eyes. If you’re a girl in a rap song that's great, but not if you’re trying to face off against some brolic dude from the public school whose football coach is making him play lacrosse to stay in shape during the off-season. ANYWHO, Unis brought back their varsity jackets. And to extend the whole JV-Varsity analogy, Unis made the varsity team of varsity jackets all four years. Their whole offering is great, but if you don’t get the murdered out Loro Piana joint you’re just doing it wrong. QUIT DOING IT WRONG. They're all available for pre-order now.
