You guys need a cool raincoat—it’s just a fucking fact. Umbrellas are only cool if you're a super villain or a card carrying member of the Illuminati. Also, if you use an umbrella in the snow you will piss off a bunch of people who you had no idea had an opinion on appropriate umbrella uses. It’s no use in arguing that snow is still precipitation and is actually the same thing as rain. Instead, get you a dope raincoat you can layer with. WEAR A LONG SHIRT UNDER ONE OF THESE STUTTERHEIM JOINTS AND YOU WILL LOOK AMAZING. Also, you will look like a fish monger, but if you think about it, fish mongers have v nxt lvl.
