Whoa, this Folk shirt is pretty fucking bananas. It looks like a tapestry or fabric that you would look at a cool exhibition that showcases the cultural exports of a small ethnic minority. Those kinds of events are the best because everyone speaks really softly and we all feel better about ourselves because we looked at something cultural instead of watching another episode of Friday Night Tykes. Have you guys seen that show? It's fucking crazy. How does a reality show that features grown men telling 8-year-olds to make other 8-year-olds bleed relate to a polka dot shirt? YOU FIGURE IT OUT. MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELLED AND MY MIND'S PREOCCUPIED.
