A Jacket Seat Belt For All Your Friends To Make Fun Of

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This is gonna sound crazy, but this Nigel Cabourn piece isn't really that expensive considering its maker. I mean, 599 Euros for a Cabourn jacket with a rare hemline and beeswax cotton outer? Yeah, 599 Euros is a lot of money, especially considering all your friends will say it looks like you have a seat belt on, but who cares? You're probably not gonna wear it all buttoned up and buckled in anyways. I mean, no one wears belted jackets belted, do they? Whenever I see a guy in a trench coat all belted up I just assume he doesn’t have any other clothes on underneath and is trying to surreptitiously press his boner against me on public transportation.

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