I don't currently own a pair of black Wallabees, but, then again, I don't really own any black shoes to begin with. I KNOW. What will I do if I have to go to a black tie function? MY WARDROBE IS INCOMPLETE. But, not really because I'm not headed to any function that self-describes as "black tie" any time soon. I will say that black Wallabees are perfect if you want to be comfortable doing dirt. Then again, if you're really doing dirt, you probably have on some Lugz. Lugz: The Official Boots of Doing Dirt. Instead, black Wallabees are perfect if you are a mid-level weed dealer at a major state university. Why black wallabees? 'Cause you ain't thug enough for black Nike ACGs. Not yet at least.
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