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I have very little experience with Pigalle because I am not really that cool. Guys who are too cool for Supreme know lots about Pigalle. All I know is that it's kind of a pain in the ass to buy their gear online and that most of the stuff you have to go to Paris to get your hands on, which, at first, is kind of annoying and exhausting, but then whatever because it's not like I care that much about anything. A few people I know do put actual effort into their lives and have bought some Pigalle gear and I'm always like, "Wow, Pigalle gear is dope because it's just, like, normal gear you can buy at Modell's, but with 'Pigalle' screened onto it." But immediately after I say that, I'm then like, "Wait, is that a good thing?" I've basically come to the conclusion that it is because Pigalle is French and, therefore, better than that country club windbreaker your dad makes you keep in the trunk of your car "just in case you breakdown in the rain." You should get this box logo windbreaker, so all your friends can be like, "What’s a Pigalle?" And then you can be like, "Pigalle is an area in Paris on the border between the 9th and 18th arrondissements," to which your friends will pantomime a handjob and go back to deciding which dipping sauce to get with their chicken nuggets.

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