Floating Into SuFu Nerds' DMs

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Kapital kontinues to make klothing that you wish you could wear. I know you think you could pull off wearing a tattered patchwork shirt with a pocket underneath your armpit and one floral button, but you can't. It's bad enough that you think you can pull off $500 sneakers that have fringe. Zero members of the sex you are trying to attract will notice the million details that make this shirt better than most. All they'll notice is the awkward maneuver that will be required when you try and take your phone out of the armpit pocket. Unfortunately with jawnz like this, the only DMs you'll be floating into are those of SuFu nerds who are trying to get you to sell your Kapital gear for, like, half of what you paid for it because you wore it twice and they have the screencapped WIWTs to prove it.

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