British Remains totally sounds like some band from England that everyone will be really into for, like, 6-8 months and then completely forget about when a noise-band from Tokyo breaks onto the scene and is finally available for streaming on Spotify. Instead, it's a clothing brand that makes this sweatshirt with a zippered chest pocket. What would I keep in the chest pocket? I have no idea because I like to wear my sweatshirts a little fitted and it would look like I have an asymmetric chest if I actually put some shit in there. So, instead, I'll just wear this to parties and hope that cute girls play with the zipper as I make small talk with them while we wait in line for booze.
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