Mr. Porter is fucking hilarious. I wish they had a brick and mortar store just so I could have the Mr. Porter shopping experience in real life. In the copy for this Blue Blue Japan shirt jacket they inform us that we should "showcase this artisan design to best effect against a muted palette." BITCH, I'M GONNA SHOWCASE THIS ARTISAN DESIGN TO BEST EFFECT BY WEARING AN EXTREMELY LONG T-SHIRT UNDERNEATH IT AND INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE WHITE SNEAKERS. Is that the same thing as wearing a muted palette? Oh, my bad, Mr. Porter. Sorry for calling you a bitch, seeing as you always call me Mr. Moy. Now I feel bad.
