Everyone always cops the low-top 'Gielas, which is cool, but do you really want to be like everyone else that spends over five hundred dollars on a pair of fancy sneakers? Just be careful what you wear with the velco hi's. You pair the wrong gathered sweatpants with these and you'll look like a weird geriatric pedophile from the future. Velcro is my new maneuver, I think. Those or bow biters. You guys remember bow biters? I had the ill Ninja Turtles joints. Obviously, I was one of those kids that hated tying his shoes. One time, my mom let me cop a pair of hi-top sneakers that had a zipper on the side, so I only had to tie my shoes once. That shit was a life hack before we had life hacks, ya dig?
