A $400 Polo With A Stain On It Just Like Kanye In The “All Falls Down” Video

Shit like this makes me want to straight eject my whole everything from this clothing shit forever. Even as the well-documented President of the Kanye West Stan Worldwide Fan Club according to Four Pins commenters, I can't even cope with the level of terribleness here. Called the "All Falls Down Polo," what you have before you is a pink Ralph Lauren polo with a mustard stain on it meant to look exactly like the pink joint Kanye ruins in the "All Falls Down" video. I love that song and I love that video, but who the fuck is buying this shit? Good luck explaining to your friends why you're wearing a shirt that looks like it has puke on it. In actuality, this is so bad that if I saw someone wearing it I might actually vom all over them. I mean, it's not like this is even the actual polo from the video and it's still $400 ("Man I spent 400 bucks on this"), so it's not like you can frame it for novelty purposes or whatever. This is just fucking dumb.

  • cam

    Pink polo from Ralph Lauren – $85
    Bottle of Heinz mustard – $3.49
    Savings – $311.51

    • Holiday Kirk

      Having to explain to each and every person you know why you’re wearing a shirt with a mustard stain on it? Priceless.

    • Darnell Jones

      Correction: Pink Polo (From the Thrift Shop) -$7.00, Mustard from the dollar store – $1.00, total savings? $392.00

  • connor

    idk id rock it justa be like nigga you aint up on this

  • Abe

    Fellow fuccbois, its embroidered on. Take into consideration how much this level of quality costs at the local fitted cap kiosk.

    • Dillon

      who gives a fuck whether its embroidered on or not?

      you’ll still look like a total fucking loser

      • Abe


        • Dillon

          OMG im so sorry – feel stupid as fuck now, just realized :(

          Also, sorry as well on behalf of the three other idiots that liked my comment

    • http://studioneversleeps.com/ Victor Ware

      Too bad no one would come close enough to you to be able to tell.

  • jking

    The Woolf’s got a bite!

  • moeskibum23

    People just use Woolfy to release their anti-Kanye opinions…

  • R

    Mustard on the shirt ho!

  • Blake

    This is awesome and hilarious. I hope no one buys it and wears it, but it is awesome.

  • x97sfinest

    I mean this is like the ultimate Stan novelty item. Too bad I don’t have fucking $400…

  • emdee

    Well “Then I spent $400 bucks on this” is a lyric in the song so guessing they’re just *really* committing to the novelty of it