This Is What A $70,000 Jacket Looks Like

SSENSE sells this Calvin Klein Collection alligator biker jacket. A few things: For starters, did you guys know "SSENSE" is pronounced "essence"? I KNOW, RIGHT, THAT SHIT MAKES ZERO SSSSSSSENSE. You can't put multiple letters in a name and not expect me to pronounce that shit like G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! I was at Carson Street one time and I was like, "I think S-S-S-S-Sense carries that brand" and John Jannuzzi almost fell out of his cushy leather chair when he heard that's how I pronounce things. I NEVER HAVE TO SAY THIS SHIT OUT LOUD. QUIT LAUGHING AT ME, NEW YORKERS. By the way, I feel like this is the first time I’ve ever written about a Calvin Klein anything. Although, I'd rather it be a special collabo edition of CK One, how can you pass up a gator biker jacket that costs $70,000? Normally, I'm into gator horsebit loafers and eleventeen button double breasted suits, but I'll make an exception for this jacket. None of us could pull it off or begin to even pay for this on layaway, but we can all dream, can't we? Also, this shit is a straight bargain compared to Hermes $91,500 T-shirt.

  • Class A Rando

    “This item is on final sale. It cannot be returned or exchanged.” Daym ssense is too cold

  • Loveandalchemy

    I’d be sweatin my ass off modelin that jacket

  • Jasthaul

    What is so special in this jacket ?

  • Average Ass Ant

    Gheesh $70k? that shit better come with Halle Berry wearing an alligator swimsuit walking a pair of alligators,shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

  • Yash Be Laid Back

    That bitch dont even look like itll keep me warm. That MF jacket can fix a neighborhod. WTF THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WHOLE ALLIGATOR, IF IM PAYING THAT MUCH MF BETTA GIVE ME THE TAIL, TOENAILS AND FUCKING BLOODTYPE OF IT!!

  • Howie

    They hade some Rick Owens Aligator jackets on there last year that were like 58 bones, but they were like 16k during the new years sale. Pretty sure they sold out at that price too.

  • Guest

    6-8 weeks for shipping is roughly equivalent to the amount of time to realize it was a shitty ass idea to buy a $70000 jacket.

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  • wicknooster

    i’d gladly pay 70000 USD for that jacket if i can fuck jennifer lawrence while wearing it. oh and it’s calvin klein. shiiiiitty.