This Is What A $70,000 Jacket Looks Like

SSENSE sells this Calvin Klein Collection alligator biker jacket. A few things: For starters, did you guys know "SSENSE" is pronounced "essence"? I KNOW, RIGHT, THAT SHIT MAKES ZERO SSSSSSSENSE. You can't put multiple letters in a name and not expect me to pronounce that shit like G-G-G-G-G-UNIT! I was at Carson Street one time and I was like, "I think S-S-S-S-Sense carries that brand" and John Jannuzzi almost fell out of his cushy leather chair when he heard that's how I pronounce things. I NEVER HAVE TO SAY THIS SHIT OUT LOUD. QUIT LAUGHING AT ME, NEW YORKERS. By the way, I feel like this is the first time I’ve ever written about a Calvin Klein anything. Although, I'd rather it be a special collabo edition of CK One, how can you pass up a gator biker jacket that costs $70,000? Normally, I'm into gator horsebit loafers and eleventeen button double breasted suits, but I'll make an exception for this jacket. None of us could pull it off or begin to even pay for this on layaway, but we can all dream, can't we? Also, this shit is a straight bargain compared to Hermes $91,500 T-shirt.