A German Army Trainer Anomaly

Everyone loves to love German Army Trainers, but for the most part they are only available in two extremes: super cheap, but basically-never-available, authentic versions from the real Germany OR super expensive, if not beautiful, "replicas" from brands with names you pronounce wrong roughly half of the time. Which is exactly why these versions from National Standard are such an anomaly—both inexpensive (on sale for $131) AND readily available (all normal human foot sizes are available at the time of me writing this outside of 43). This means you should buy these, like, right the fuck now. These really are the stuff style dreams are made of.