A Really Well Put Together Public Masturbator

I don’t know much about Carven other than the fact that girls love it. I also don’t know a single dude who owns Carven in real life, but this jacket looks rad as fuck. This is most definitely on some international-renowned artist on winter holiday shit. Or, rap mogul on the way to his private helicopter shit. Wear this super casually with your "Hip Hop" tee and monochromatic sneakers. YOU WILL LOOK AMAZING (and maybe like a really well put together public masturbator). Either way, people will really notice your red collar.

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