A Toasty Crip Walk

Remember when kids used to lie and talk about how their cousin initiated them into the Bloods when they went to visit? They used to talk about how they got jumped in and shit, had to kill a dude and that they hated Crips. Then they tried starting their own Blood set in your suburban Catholic middle school? Was that just me? Ahm fuck it. Go ahead and grab one of these scarves over at The Knottery to keep you warm this winter and start practicing your C walk all over again. Remember the C walk? I just rubbed my hands on my boss' sample scarf (that he got for free) and it’s feeling cozier then a platypus’ pussy wrapped in a kangaroo’s foreskin. Yo Knottery, I need to keep my neck warm too this winter, holler at me on that complimentary free swag tip.