All The Burning Questions Surrounding Baewear’s Four Pins T-Shirt

Guys, Baewear is, like, a thing now. I mean, the Paper of Record is out here writing about them and shit. I don't know what it says that Four Pins itself now has a T-shirt, but I do have a grip of burning questions:

1. Is this T-shirt hotter than the T-shirt we made ourselves that you couldn't get your hands on because you are decidedly not our friends and most definitely not our family? (J/K LOVE Y'ALL FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM THOUGH.)

2. Has Baewear jumped the shark?

3. Have we jumped the shark?

4. HAS ASKING IF THINGS HAVE JUMPED THE SHARK JUMPED THE SHARK? (I'm beating this shark metaphor like a dead horse, I know, but I could keep going.)

5. Could I really keep going on about sharks?

6. Who in their right mind would actually buy this thing?

7. Is Baewear sharing any profits if anyone actually buys this thing?

8. Can we sue Baewear?

9. Should we sue Baewear?

10. Are all other menswear blogs 18? (We definitely don't want to go to jail for peeing on underage menswear blogs tbh.)

11. Fuck, will Calvin and Hobbes never not be dope?


Shit we may very well never have the answers to aside, shouts to Baewear for giving all our parents something to buy. It's kinda like in AYSO when our parents could cop those trading cards. My grandma still got mine on ice. Position: DEFENSE. Y'all couldn’t even fuck with my stance neither. Now, she can put this tee right next to it.

"Oh, your grandson is an orthodontist and owns a timeshare in Antigua?"

"Well, my grandson learned how to use caps lock. Here, read this article about a T-shirt company that is some sort of meme inside of a meme. No, I don't know what a meme is. This is all I've got, Agnes."

  • thegoat

    This is awful

    • marc

      the most ridic shit

  • h8r

    can’t believe NYT wrote on this bullshit. Even LAS said this shit was “of the moment” aka a stupid microtrend. But NYT’s fashion writers have to be ahead of the curve so they have to write an article about a stupid bigcartel store just to cover their bases smh

  • Yung pretender

    Did yous not have an article about not ripping off classic logos / images like this ?
    The shirt is poor tbh

  • squatty

    how bout a pic of kanye’s slimy nuts and four pins’ tongue licking it