The American Blogger Documentary Is No Joke, But It Sure Sounds Like One

So, I don't know how to break this to you, but apparently there's a new documentary coming out called American Blogger, which chronicles one filmmaker's drive across America to, um, meet bloggers and talk about blogging aka bang all these chicks, right? First of all, why does this fuccboi need a vintage Airstream to make this film? I was watching this shit and honestly praying it was going to turn out to be some genius parody, given the hilarious voice over narration, but the film's website makes it seem dangerously real. It's also worth noting that every blogger he interviews is a basic bitch who blogs about basic bitch shit like D.I.Y. or personal style or cupcakes. The whole point of this movie is supposed to be how blogging is changing the world and community building and free speech or something? By learning how to dip-dye and draw faces on snowman cookies we're gonna build a better future? Really? 'Murican Blooger comes out in June if you want to pencil in a good chuckle later this spring.

  • Bike Pretty

    unfairly mean to the bloggers. I mean, if they’re able to stand out from an internet sea of local lifestyle blogs, more power to them? IDK, I hate lifestyle blogs…

    but this definitely looks shitty and pointless. Like, why do bloggers need to be interviewed? aren’t they putting all their info on their own blogs already?

    And it’s definitely a bad sign when the first third of the promo vid is about how awesome and unknown the director is.

  • Ghost of Jam Master Jay

    Female bloggers love re-done Airtreams man. Dude just copped it to add to his smang-ability. Agree w/Bike Pretty tho – read their blogs. That’s the point.

  • Cooooool Kid

    is this what all bloggers look like? then I feel way less bad about always having a raging bone-ski when I read four-pins. I always knew Jon Moy sounded hot…

  • WAVY

    Is this Airstream Ralph tho?

  • Anthony Sykes II

    This nigga said “Artistically Crafted”. Shut the front door B, bout to whoop that ass.

  • And the Oscar Goes to

    Movie should be titled
    “Idiot / Narcissistic / Self-Involved Women who Share the Same Aesthetic and Point of View, yet Still Feel Unique and Special for some Damn Reason”

    Directed by a guy who has tried to S his own D for most his life, took up yoga in order to make it happen, and eventually gave up and made this film instead.

    Sorry to hate but this film is like a case study into the minds of narcissistic clone people in the country.

  • g

    a christopher guest joint.