Assortment Equals Luxury

Breaking: Tanner Goods makes a really nice backpack. CHECK OUT THOSE STRAPS. Is #strapporn a thing? Can it be? And just look how the roll top fastens. The pack even has a felted wool laptop sleeve that's nicer than your nicest jacket and assorted leather-lined pockets. ASSORTED POCKETS. Assortment equals luxury last time I checked. If you decide to pass on this how about one of you Paypal me the $450? I'm asking for a friend.