Because Between You And Your T-Shirt, Something Has To Be At Least Slightly Interesting

It’s no secret I’m an EG stan to the fullest, so hopefully you guys are finally used to all the love they get on the Pinz. And this particular shout out should work perfect since you’re really into T-shirts now. Well, here’s a T-shirt for that ass. It has dots! And a pocket! In all seriousness, chest pockets are key. You never know what extremely lightweight piece of ephemera you may need to desperately place in it at any give time. Perhaps a small envelope. Or A dollar bill. Or even a metro card. Because, let's be honest, who the fuck wants to fill up their pants pockets? Shit, not me. Why polka dots? Because between you and your T-shirt, something has to be at least slightly interesting.