The Best And Worst Dressed (And Most Heavily On Drugs) At The 2014 Golden Globe Awards

The Golden Globes, an annual reminder of which movies to hurry up and watch before the Oscars and TV shows your parents are about to get really into, was on last night and I watched it. You’ve come here expecting the usual celebrity takedowns and poignant critiques of fashion mishaps, but all I’ve got is love this time around. The Globez were very pleasant on the whole and I single-handedly paid the bills of every entertainment website, foraging these red carpet slideshows to find you some hidden gems—moments you may have missed in the parade of adequacy that was the well-produced, almost funny, not football event of the weekend.

Angelo Spagnolo is a writer living in Portland, Oregon. Read his blog here and follow him on Twitter here.