Breaking Down The Most Handsome Ballers At The 2014 World Cup

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Four Pins readers traditionally don't like soccer. But, luckily, we have a little bit more to look forward to this summer than the boring sport itself. Soccer has outfits and haircuts for days, not to mention some of the most handsome guys the world of men's fashion has to offer. Yes, we all know the only reason you watch Bradley Cooper movies is for the handsome dude actors, so just pretend that the World Cup is an extended Bradley Cooper movie, one in which a soccer player's younger brother gets kidnapped while on vacation in South America one summer. Cooper plays the lead roll and the only way the kidnappers will let his brother go is if American TV ratings for soccer skyrocket. Let's hit the pitch.

Andrew Meisel is a writer living in NYC who loves soccer.

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3. aussie

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Group C: Mario Yepes (Colombia)

Mario is an early contender for best flow at the 2014 World Cup. In his group alone he will go up against Greece's Georgio "Samson" Samaras, the African-Ronaldninho, Gervinho, of the Ivory Coast and the Golden Haired One, Keisuke Honda of Japan. If this Aragon from The Lord of the Rings looking ass defender makes it out of his group alive, he has as good of a chance to go all the way to the World Cup final, hair wise. Just remember Mario, Samson is powerless without his hair.

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6. pirlo

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7. france

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8. iran

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10. korea

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