Breaking Down The Parade Of Nation Uniforms At The Sochi Winter Olympics

Evidently there’s this thing called The Olympics and it started yesterday or something. I don't know. I mean, are you tryna tell me that the IOC didn't know that it's also New York Fashion Week? FUCK YOU TRYNA PULL, SOCHI? I'm not listening to Bob Costas talk about the nuances of two dudes lying on top of each other on a fucking sled. Anyways, like any good journalist/troll, I decided to review the Opening Ceremony Parade of Nations alphets.

Images via Gawker