Calling Bullshit On “Off-Duty”

You know how editors are always saying things like "this is a great off-duty look." What the fuck is an off-duty look when no one has to wear a suit to the office? I mean, sure, if you’re a police officer or some other occupation that requires a uniform then you can say you have an "off-duty" look. Otherwise, your "off-duty" look is just Friday. What editors should say is that this T by Alexander Wang sweatshirt is simple and easy and casual and you can wear this with whenever the fuck you want. Whether to dinner with your boo bear or masturbating your loneliness away, it’s good to go.