You Can Now Buy Rick Owens x Adidas Sneakers, But Be Careful Because They Suck

YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE, RICCARDO OWENS. But seriously, the Adidas x Dick Ovens sneakers are currently available for you to waste your money on. Is it just me or do these joints look exactly like those shoes designed to teach you how to jump that were always advertised in the back of Eastbay? For the record, I am all for strange footwear silhouettes, but clearly those silhouettes should be kept to Margiela tabis and shit. These $600 monstrosities fucking suck, my dude. I bet you there’s one person in your work environment that will whole heartedly endorse these. But that dude probably also thinks the plot of Tron is actually plausible given the rapid pace of technological innovation.