You Can Now Buy Rick Owens x Adidas Sneakers, But Be Careful Because Jon Moy Is Full Of Shit: A Counterpoint

Moy is out of control guys. He just ethered the Rick Owens x Adidas sneakers, but do you really want to take footwear advice from the dude who endorsed these fucking middle earth troll boots? Come on, now. I get that Rick isn't for everyone (not even me at first), but would wearing Common Projects for the rest of your life be all that fun? In the long run, sure, minimalist sneakers will endure, but that doesn't mean you have to commit to those so early in your young life. This Rickery is like the equivalent of that wild goth chick you met at Warped Tour. You know, the one who underneath her fucked up haircut and eyebrow piercing is a 10/10. You simply have to get past all the preconceived notions of beauty and take a leap of faith. Trust that she, and Lord Dick of Ovensworth, will take care of you if only for the night. And, Moy, you done fucked up by comparing them to strength training shoes because guess who can now touch rim, like, half the time, old man?