Catch A Fade

A legit fade is a hard maneuver to pull off, which is why these Minotaur wool shirts are dope. I know a lot of people will say this is dip-dye, but I prefer fade. Fades are cooler than dip-dyes—one sounds rad, one sounds like a Cub Scout project. If you need some rebranding consultation be sure to get at me. The awkward holiday family photo will never be the same after you show up with one of these on, cholo styled out. In 1,000 years, archaeologists will have zero difficulty identifying which member of the primitive social group dedicated their livelihood and existence to something called "ideation".