This #hashtaghat from #ebbetsfieldflannels and #theknottery is highly #menswear, which is good for you and probably #superdepressing for your #girlfriend, who wishes you lived more #inthemoment and were less of an #internetbasedlifeform #shoutoutthatdudejose. She doesn't give a shit that #nickwooster liked a #streetstyle snap #georgeelder took of you on #tumblr. I mean, once you start explaining to #realpeople why you have a #hashtaghat, she will probably #megadump you, but your 456 #followers will #liftyouup. Plus, once you're #singleandalone again you can start #unabashedlyliking #thighgaps photos on #instagram like you never stopped.
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