Comparing New Balance Colorways To Sad Chief Keef Songs

These New Balance 574 sneakers boast a single color upper and gum sole, rendering them basically perfect, which makes me crazy emotional. The only things that make me more emotional than perfect sneakers are the show Planet Earth (because, like, life, bruh, life) and Chief Keef sad boyz cuts like, "Ballin", "Kay Kay" and "Citgo". In terms of the various colorways of these sneakers, I'd say burgundy is the most like "Ballin'" simply because it's the most flex-worthy as it's a rare colorway of any sneaker, grey is the most like "Kay Kay", because it's a mature option, like, you know, becoming a father, which leaves navy blue for "Citgo" because that shit is the saddest of all Chief Keef songs and it makes me feel blue inside.