Considering A Splash

Fuck this weather, dawgies. I'm actually starting to think global warming is a real thing (LOL). I want to dress like a cybergoth all year round, but these perennial summer rays are meddling with my perspiration levels. Fear not though. Comme des Garçons are on the case with some mad futuristic shorts which are sure to be the solution to all of life's problems. They're serious enough around the waist to wear to work with a blanket over your shoulder, but party enough around the crotch to draw the attention away from your scrawny white legs. Nah, in all seriousness though these are pretty fuckin' swanky. I've never owned a pair of drop-crotch anything, but I'm actually considering a splash on these. Pair them with a long white shirt/tee and some dainty black sneaks. No socks though. Socks are for nerds.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.