Continually Being Shamed Because Of Your Ignorance

Something like 6 months ago I straight blew it when I was like, “Man, fuck Reeboks.” Because now almost every single day I catch myself slipping up all, “Whoa, there are some dope Reeboks out there.” AND NOW THE UNIVERSE HAS RESIDED TO JUST CONTINUALLY SHAMING ME OF MY IGNORANCE. Looks like Palace x Reebok is still going strong with these new pimped out Workouts. Personally, I’d get the white ones because I like white sneakers. Please buy these so your one friend can be a dickhead and go, “Do you even skate, bro?” Then you can take your limited edition Celine bootleg deck and play the knockout game with that pedantic bastard's domepiece.