What’s A CrossFit?

These Reigning Champ terry sweatshorts are dope, but whatever you do, do not—I REPEAT—do not work out in these shits. You will have sweat stains in all the wrong places and you won't impress anyone at CrossFit with weird swamp ass stains. Also, can someone explain to me what a CrossFit is? Is it just that thing where girls use kettle bells to get bigger butts or nah? Anyways, the proper use for sweat shorts is to wake up at around 12:45 in the afternoon, do whatever is your drug of choice and then watch a little Maury and Ellen. Then, you pretty much call it a day after that. I mean, that's a full day right there. Maybe you'll head out with some coke white sneakers on and a jersey to grab some Totino's, but who knows. It's a Wednesday and you had a pretty hectic weekend.