Crucial Functions Involving Interaction With The Opposite Sex

Remember when zippered cardigans and hoodies were all the rage? I don’t really remember that either, but I bet it was in the late ‘90s or some shit. You probably had an A&F one on deck that you broke out for any and all crucial functions involving interaction with the opposite sex. Anywho, Cash Ca and Neighborhood decided that these zippered whatevers needed an update, so they threw a two-way zipper and some cables on it. Two-way zippers are on some very crucial shit in terms of executing the proper cholo stylez we keep harping on.