Dark Matter

Man, the universe is a cruel, cruel motherfucker. I'm blaming the fact that this nonnative Postman shirt is available exactly at the moment I have zero discretionary funds on dark matter. FUCK YOU, DARK MATTER. I mean, unless you're the known unknown entity holding the entire universe together. In that case, I'm just gonna be like, "WHY CAN’T I JUST HAZ THIS 3/4 LENGTH SLEEVE, 5/4 LENGTH HEM SHIRT?" Seriously, I want this shirt more than I want you to read this post AND I GET PAID BY PEOPLE READING POSTS. nonnative went ahead and made this out of linen, which means you can layer the fuck out of this even in the summer. Man, now I'm just listing facts I'm going to use to convince myself that I need this shirt more than I need car insurance or a decent credit score.

6 Responses to “Dark Matter”

  1. marc

    i don’t think there’s ever been a shirt that’s more moy

    • dak

      A popover, band collar, zipper chest pocket, apron pocket, 3/4 sleeve linen long shirt. the very essence of moy


    Yo don’t worry Moy, I gotchu. Clicking on all your post ASAP bruh bruh.

  3. ThatNyukkah

    Got damn boa! This some muhfuckin heat nyukkah. Bout to cop me some whit bitchez wit this steez


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