Dedicated To That Life

Damn. Pen & Pixel are the fucking Gs of the album artwork game and now you can buy T-shirts with some of their greatest hits. Are you thinking, “Whatevs, Four Pins, I can make this shit on my own.”? You’re right, you could. But you pay people for shit you could make all the time. You seriously don’t think you could make a hamburger better than McDonald’s? Shit I’m half Chinese, my grandma owned a successful Chinese restaurant for several years, and I still buy orange chicken from Panda Express. So that whole argument is dispensed with. Instead, why don’t you just admit that by the time you’ve found a source image big enough to not get pixelated when you blow it up and find a screen printer that will print them despite copy right laws, they won’t be cool anymore. Shout out to anyone who owned the very rare Mercedes album. You were really dedicated to that life.