Department Store AK-47 Selfies

I just watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid again the other day because I'm virtually unemployed and it had me wanting to dress like a goddamn cowboy. But obviously I’m not gonna wear some fucking cowboy boots and a Stetson because I don’t live in New York. Instead, I’m gonna get some blanket lined shawl collar cardigans and western shirts, and some sweet knives with turquoise inlays. Also, I will carry my weed in a cool leather tobacco pouch thing. I would get a single action revolver, but guns in real life kinda scare me. One time I went to a Cabela's and they had an AK on clearance and I picked it up because I thought it would be a cool selfie opportunity, but holding a real AK-47 in a department store feels really weird. Sorry, guys.