DIY Rick Owens

From the deepest bowels of Tumblr and, presumably, Superfuture emerges arguably the most luxe DIY project ever conceived by man (read: nerds). You now have step by step instructions on how to DIY your own pair of Rick Owens Geobasket sneakers aka "dunks" aka "Dick Ovens"! Even better, the DIY helps you recreate the OG version, before Rick was sued by Nike and had to ditch his makeshift Swoosh, in favor of a much lamer, nonsensical triangular pattern. And all you need to start are a pair of Nike Dunk highs, currently on sale for $69.99. For those keeping score at home, that's $1,000+ vs. $69.99—you don't even need to bother doing the math on this one. Good luck and godspeed, and just remember your mom's rules for having paint in the house. Arts and crafts has never been more trill.