Downgraded To Dial-Up

The Real McCoy's is another one of those Japanese brands that makes American staples way better than we could ever hope to make here. That's probably an incredibly gross overstatement, but this is the Internet and if you don't make at least two gross overstatements a month you get downgraded to a dial-up connection. You guys are probably thinking, "Why the fuck would I buy this plain, expensive ass hoodie when I can just cop one from American Apparel or Urban Outfitters or even fucking Walmart for way less monies?" KEEP THINKING THAT WAY AND THE BAD GUYS WILL WIN.