Dries Van Noten Hates Water Snakes

This right here? That's water snakeskin, dude. You didn't hear? Waviness and luxuriousness are next to godliness. Just ask Dries, he'll let you know what's up. We recommend telling people it’s from a poisonous snake—how the fuck are they gonna know? Oh, you think they can just do a little research on their smartphone? Not if you break that shit "by accident." Don’t say the snake was super rare or anything though, because then they’ll think you’re a just cruel bastard with good taste. But hey, even Indiana Jones hated snakes, man.