Early Start Times Are Bad For Morale

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I fuck with this Geller shirt thing because you could leave it buttoned and just pull it on and off like a crewneck or hockey jersey or something. As a kid, that was my jam when it came to ties. I used to leave that shit tied constantly and just pull it off so I never had to retie it after practice and shit. YEAH, MY LAX COACH MADE US ATTEND MORNING PRACTICES BEFORE SCHOOL AND WE NEVER GOT BETTER BECAUSE THE 5:30AM START TIME RUINED OUR MORALE BECAUSE WE DIDN’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE WERE RECALCITRANT TEENAGERS. Let that be a lesson to the five coaches who read Four Pins.

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