For All To Envy

Bodega has a grip of For All To Envy tees in stock. I picked my favorites from the lot because I’m the one writing this so I get to pick. Them’s the rules, homie. My favorite? Obviously the Jesus Shuttlesworth joint. That shit is choice. Although I won’t judge you too hard if you get that v wavy Bo Jackson surfing number, or really any of the T-shirts I’ve copied and pasted into this post. But whatever you do, don’t get the Coogi sweater print. Just get a real fucking Coogi sweater, you goddamn poser.