Erotic Asphyxiation

Club Monaco's David Climbing belt is based on a heavy duty, super indestructible Patagonia style, but I have no idea who the fuck David is. I wish I had this belt back in the day, actually. It really would have came in handy at this one party where this girl I was hooking up with put a butcher knife to my throat. Yes, she was DRUNK. You know what tough guy me said? "Do it." WHAT THE FUCK? Who says that? Now, if I had this belt the FIRST thing I would have done was ask her to switch out the butcher knife for a nylon noose. Gotta try out that erotic asphyxiation shit sooner or later, right?