Excuse Me Sir, Your Credit Card Has Been Declined

Roberu is the cool name of a cool Japanese company that makes cool leather goods. So, if you're not cool feel free to stop reading. You know why I like this wallet? The fucking change pocket. I BARELY EVER HAVE COINS ANYMORE, BUT WHEN I DO THAT SHIT IS ANNOYING. I DON’T NEED SOME QUARTERS JANGLING AROUND, FUCKING UP MY SLICK PANT SILHOUETTE. Plus, people will notice how nice your wallet is when you go to pay for things you can’t really afford. That way, you can talk about the wallet instead of nervously fidgeting, hoping that your card doesn’t get declined. FYI, a $250 wallet may be seen as a "suspicious purchase" by your credit card company.