Fanute Your Hanes

Do you flaunt your expensive sneakers? Do you tell people that your incense cost $12 a stick? Cute. Adorable. I SPEND MAD LOOT ON COTTON BASICS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW I DO. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all you need is a five pack of Hanes, blah, blah, blah. Save it. I don’t want to hear your reverse snobbery. We're out here in 3Sixteen’s 9 oz custom woven jersey tees. Cut and sewn in San Francisco so you know it's real. Where was your shitty T-shirt made? Probably somewhere lame as shit like the Third World. Fanute all your Hanes and Fruit of the Loom wackness into this right here.

  • Harry

    Fruit of the Loom $10 5 pack FTW

    • lawrences

      Skraight peasant shit, Harry.

      • Harry

        I heard peasant style is supposed to blow up next year… you just wait

  • Shane

    I think I’ll go with that Done to Death T

  • heh

    the most important is type of cotton… no spec, tee for suckers

  • Max

    Who actually wants to wear a 9oz cotton t-shirt? Sounds sweaty

  • jg

    or get better quality from everlane for 60% less

  • danb

    slanging in my hanes beefy t

  • taylor

    hey jon! i live in a 3rd world country, respect dude! am a fan you know…

  • Keeping it real

    Hey jon, your a sucka. ‘I call that getting swindled and pimped, I call that getting tricked by a business’. Hanes ALL DAY!!