Field Trips To Sweden

Aye, someone give me $260 plus some extra cheddar for shipping and handling? I really want this Tres Bien. Of course, it has a two-way zipper instead of a traditional button front placket. THIS IS TRES BIEN'S IN-HOUSE LINE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S BASICALLY THE REIFICATION OF EVERYTHING THAT IS COOL ABOUT SWEDEN. Okay, that's actually a pretty grandiose statement. I mean, I've never been to Malmo, so I have no idea what it's actually like. I just assume everyone in Sweden is a really, really attractive blonde woman who speaks English with an adorable accent and wears menswear from Tres Bien with a smattering of stuff designed by Phoebe Philo. Maybe Four Pins should take a field trip to Sweden to see if my hypothesis about the population is accurate. Someone with keys to the checkbook get on that.