The Freaks Come Out At Night (To Jog)

Nike is about to drop a new series of their most popular Air Max silhouettes (as they tend to do) on November 1. This go around, the collection will present the legendary sneakers in a muted, reflective black inspired by the "necessity to be seen during night runs." Whoa, whoa, Nike. Who gives a shit about night runs? I'm pretty sure only weird people. You ever been driving at night and turn a corner and see some, like, 50 year old guy dressed in tights and a beanie just carelessly jogging down the middle of the road? Where's that dude's family to tell him he's being a goddamn menace? I get that wearing reflective shit is safer than not wearing it if you're going to be out in the middle of the road past dark, but an even better option is not being a fucking weirdo who jogs at night to begin with. And the biggest weirdo of them all? A guy wearing Air Max 95's to run in 2013.

6 Responses to “The Freaks Come Out At Night (To Jog)”

  1. Anthony Sykes II

    Saw two people jogging last night at 9:30 around my way. Looked at them with disdain as I dragged my bags full of H-mart ramen in the house.

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  2. itsyourboy

    They should of kept the air max 1s plain like the 95s instead of those wack black lines

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  3. PATTY BATEMAN

    These are dropping on 18th November in Europe, I also haven’t seen anything of these on the US site today. I’m guessing they’ll be releasing on the 18th in US as well, not the 1st.

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