Froyo-Based Subtweets

Shouts to Yaeca for making this band collared popover. Shouts to Inventory for selling this Yaeca shirt. I think I'm only going to wear band collared shirts this summer. I want to give off a vibe that says, "I'm a peaceful turnip farmer now, but back during the revolution I was one of the most feared colonial leaders of the time, tarring and feathering all kinds of British soldiers and shit. So don't threaten my new-found, peaceful existence or I will kill everyone in an epic 120 minute movie that allows redemption for my dark past, as well as hope for my peaceful future." Or you know, like, don't cut in line at the froyo spot or I will have some stern subtweets for you. Either way, I will look fucking awesome because my shirt only has half the buttons yours does.