Fully Committing To Aprons

Dawgs, I have officially lost it and fully committing to aprons. And not just for S/S. I have this feeling that they're actually better suited to F/W. I mean, they are best suited for doing actual work, like fixing machinery or cooking or carving or, at least, farming (?) or something. But I'm just thinking a nice long apron will totally act as a windscreen when walking down the street in a blizzard. Blizzards are a long ways off these days, so you'll have to figure out some of your own justifications for purchasing a fancy fashion apron in the middle of May. Laugh all you want, but at least I'm not out here wearing fucking Tevas and tier strug Birks with socks and shit.

  • B

    I feel you, this birks & socks thing is not for me. Too reminiscent of my high school’s jock style uniform, just add a polo, key landyard, and white college ballcap.

  • michael

    that hurts moy, my feet and my heart.

  • Austin

    You’re not fucking with the birks and tevas game Moy? You seem like you’d be all about it, cause you totally dress like a peasant from feudal Japan