Um, Yeah, So, These Are “Gay Jeans”

Has anyone ever described your jeans as "gay"? Yeah, me too. And when you tried explaining that you can't really ascribe sexuality to inanimate objects did you just get punched in the face too? Anyways, shouts to whatever the fuck is Betabrand for seriously selling something called "gay jeans." More surprising than trying to sell "gay jeans," is that this shit has been fully funded by a bunch of people. YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, GAY JEANS HAVE RECEIVED 377% OF THEIR FUNDING GOAL. Further daps to Betabrand for not explaining what makes these jeans gay. At. All. I suppose it's because 10% of all profits are donated to the San Francisco LGBT Center and that the denim features multicolored threading that is indigo-dyed, so when your jeans break in the colored-threading shows through. UM, THAT'S NOT GAY AT ALL, MY GUYS. SURE, THAT MAY BE PHILANTHROPIC AND COLORFUL. BUT DEFINITELY NOT GAY.