Germany’s “Nipsters” Are Basically Nazis

Introducing Germany's hottest new export after beautifully made sports cars and a not awful economy: the "nipster." While nipsters themselves would love to tell you the term means "nationalist hipster," the evidence is quite clear. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE NAZIS. And in this new Rolling Stone profile of the "movement," it's shown that while the Nazis of yesteryear were dedicated to uniforms and controlling culture, these progressive, modern Nazis are open to things like music, veganism and, yes, even fashion. Just check out one of the many nipster Tumblrs to see for yourself.

The inherent contradiction of both hating all non-whites and enjoying hip-hop music and Girls at the same time is truly mind-boggling, as is the idea that such a thing as a "dominant race" exists, but that doesn't stop nipsters from recruiting other young, impressionable and often impoverished Germans to join their cause. At the same time, it's evident that no one in the movement, especially its de facto leader, Patrick Schroeder (shown above), has any idea why they feel the way they do. They just like hating other people. Tragically, it seems that all these kids just want to feel like they're a part of something and have friends in a world that is, admittedly, often so cruel. Even sadder in 2014? That hating others for arbitrary reasons can be such an enticing selling point for young people who feel like they have no other option.

Luckily, in Germany, nipsters and the even larger National Democratic Party are still seen as extremist groups with extremely limited followings, but the fact they exist at all is troubling. And that these people think skinny jeans, neon sunglasses and How I Met Your Mother are cool isn't helping. Like, if you must try to convert the world to adopting your grotesquely fucked up ideologies, at least, like, have good taste so other people don't end up as swagless as you are, ya know?


16 Responses to “Germany’s “Nipsters” Are Basically Nazis”

      • Johnny Spear

        Hitler was the savior of Europe, but you tards would rather be slaves to capitalism and communism, pfffftttt Go figure

  1. Oppiken

    I guess if I get curb stomped by a bunch of racists, at least I can be comforted by the fact that my face is underneath some extremely expensive sneakers.

    • Lawrence

      and to think i believed our comments couldn’t get any worse. well done on being terrible.

  2. Reallytho

    This is so fucking obscure, why would you even bother writing it?

  3. Lil

    Lol this is literally terribly written and makes a joke out of the entire issue by focusing on all the wrong things.

  4. Johnny Spear

    Dude, you’re a total idiot, NATIONAL SOCIALISTS have always adapted to pop culture and being a vegan as a NATIONAL SOCIALIST isn’t new either! Being NS is all about culture! I swear when I read the sh*t you brain dead leftists write, I could slap the indoctrination right out of your heads! Damn, you know nothing about National Socialism. Hitler was a vegetarian, dumb ass! Oh wait, you probably thought he drank the blood of Jewish children or some sh*t right? Lmao, how moronic do you lemmings get? Your ignorance has no limits

    • zebb hess

      Yep the leftist commie lovers suck up to their jewish enslavers and support their own cultural suicide while being economically ass raped by them at the same time, hitler yea he was such an evil bastard (sarcasm) throwing jews outta the banking system and taking his people from destitution and starvation, oh well communism won and we all paying the price for it, I hope everyone is enjoying borrowing money for mortgages off jewish bankers that create that money out of no where as the west has no gold to back up its currency, and after loaning you that plastic money with high interest on it you have to pay them back with actual hard earned funds, to all the liberals that support this I hope you are enjoying you’re jew world order and when the economy collapses (very soon) and the banks seize you’re properties your will think “those bat shit neo nazis was onto something” 14/88

  5. Rianna Aria Tomkins

    Of course because making his fellow men into lamp shades and books is a perfectly sane thing to do.


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